Pre text: Before you read the blog
please refer the letter ‘Z’ as ‘Zee’ and not ‘Zed’ at every occurrence :)
Dedicated to each of you who understands
my true intention behind this post ;)
I wonder, what the first thing was
that came to your mind when you read the title.
According to a survey conducted :P following
are the possibilities..
The candidate to the title that got
the most votes ‘is’ rather say ‘are’
(drumroll)
The Vodafone Zoo Zoo :) : Yes the Postmaster Zoo zoo,
flying SuperZoo Zoo, RajniZoo Zoo and many more forms that you loved have won
the hearts of people. So many contenders doesn’t make it fair, but Ill count it
:P
The 2nd goes for my
personal favorite :D Yes, I am talking about the Zzz Zzz in the cloud forming
out from the nose ;)
Sleep: What to say about this peaceful glimpse of
heaven that we get in between our hectic schedule, obvious ones at night and
the bonus is between the work hours ;) In whatever way it is, is simply
blissful. If you want tips on how to sleep at work read this:
Also some of the broken hearts that
participated in the survey but could not succeed include (in random order.. as
I don’t want to hurt them more :P )…
Zee TV: This was the one that made me laugh my lungs
out, people will continue watching these endless boring daily soaps even if
earth splits up into two and still would want to know what happened next in
that serial on Zee TV :P
Mosquitoes & BuZZing Bee: Well no matter how much the might of human
race be, these mosquitoes will continue to sing the songs in ‘The Zzzzzzzz
Language..!!’ and the Bees will always be BUZZing us like a small kid who comes
to you again and again says Hi and runs away
‘Just came to Buzz’ :P but all we can
get out of it is ‘Zzzzzzzzz’
Zhe ManaZers: People with the ‘Z’ effect like the ones who
would pronounce ‘G’(Gee) as ‘Z’ and mana’G’ement as mana’Z’ement. When I meet
some people I really wonder, how good people are at their technical and other
skills but still they struggle to pronounce the very easy words correctly.
About ‘Zhe ManaZers’ No it’s not a spelling error, I just came by this word for
people with such difficulty.
I don’t mean to make a joke of you if
you have such problem, it’s just a perception of people I interacted with. And
yes take it as a positive indicator to improve yourself as ‘Learning never
stops’ :)
Grinder: :lol: Sometimes
I get shocked at people’s creativity and the power of relating things so fast
and so different. Now that I am writing this I remember the old santa joke “How
an induction motor starts”
:D dhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :P
Although in case of a grinder this is
what I heard from a person:
On slow speed: zzzzzzz
On fast speed:
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Now its up to you to imagine the sound
on those speeds :P
Frustration: This might sound weird but there is some
point in it. Imagine the situation,
Its Friday evening and you want to
leave early, now at 17:30 your Lead/Manager calls you and gives you the so
called ‘Child’s Play Work’ for you, and the best part is you have to give it
EOD. Such a simple line said in the most polite manner, but leaves you full of
anger and frustration… You wish you could hit them. That’s not an advice and
don’t do that at all :P your mind explodes in the emotions and comes out the
sound from your head ‘Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz’
No Idea: Haha, this actually has
nothing to do with the ‘The Zzzzz language’ but what to do, many people could
not come up with anything so I decided to put it here :D But Boss, trust me
don’t get idea if you don’t have one. Just Have Fun and enjoy the beautiful
Zzzzzz Effect around you :)
The zzzzz effect from the z man! :D and the effects of being jobless.. :P Highly humorous and I loved the Manazers part of it! You have an awesome sense of humour! :) Loved it!
ReplyDeleteZo Gayathri :D.... I bet the jobless effect is doing wonders to you.. n thanks :) for telling me, I dint know :P :P
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