The Zzzzzzzz Language..!!

Pre text: Before you read the blog please refer the letter ‘Z’ as ‘Zee’ and not ‘Zed’ at every occurrence :)

Dedicated to each of you who understands my true intention behind this post ;)

I wonder, what the first thing was that came to your mind when you read the title.

According to a survey conducted :P following are the possibilities..

The candidate to the title that got the most votes ‘is’ rather say ‘are’

(drumroll)

The Vodafone Zoo Zoo :) : Yes the Postmaster Zoo zoo, flying SuperZoo Zoo, RajniZoo Zoo and many more forms that you loved have won the hearts of people. So many contenders doesn’t make it fair, but Ill count it :P

The 2^nd goes for my personal favorite :D Yes, I am talking about the Zzz Zzz in the cloud forming out from the nose ;)

Sleep: What to say about this peaceful glimpse of heaven that we get in between our hectic schedule, obvious ones at night and the bonus is between the work hours ;) In whatever way it is, is simply blissful. If you want tips on how to sleep at work read this:

http://randomkthoughts.blogspot.com/2011/11/how-do-you-do.html

Also some of the broken hearts that participated in the survey but could not succeed include (in random order.. as I don’t want to hurt them more :P  )…

Zee TV: This was the one that made me laugh my lungs out, people will continue watching these endless boring daily soaps even if earth splits up into two and still would want to know what happened next in that serial on Zee TV :P

Mosquitoes & BuZZing Bee: Well no matter how much the might of human race be, these mosquitoes will continue to sing the songs in ‘The Zzzzzzzz Language..!!’ and the Bees will always be BUZZing us like a small kid who comes to you again and again says Hi and runs away

‘Just came to Buzz’ :P but all we can get out of it is ‘Zzzzzzzzz’

Zhe ManaZers: People with the ‘Z’ effect like the ones who would pronounce ‘G’(Gee) as ‘Z’ and mana’G’ement as mana’Z’ement. When I meet some people I really wonder, how good people are at their technical and other skills but still they struggle to pronounce the very easy words correctly. About ‘Zhe ManaZers’ No it’s not a spelling error, I just came by this word for people with such difficulty.

I don’t mean to make a joke of you if you have such problem, it’s just a perception of people I interacted with. And yes take it as a positive indicator to improve yourself as ‘Learning never stops’ :)

Grinder:  :lol: Sometimes I get shocked at people’s creativity and the power of relating things so fast and so different. Now that I am writing this I remember the old santa joke “How an induction motor starts”

:D dhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :P

Although in case of a grinder this is what I heard from a person:

On slow speed: zzzzzzz

On fast speed: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Now its up to you to imagine the sound on those speeds :P

Frustration: This might sound weird but there is some point in it. Imagine the situation,

Its Friday evening and you want to leave early, now at 17:30 your Lead/Manager calls you and gives you the so called ‘Child’s Play Work’ for you, and the best part is you have to give it EOD. Such a simple line said in the most polite manner, but leaves you full of anger and frustration… You wish you could hit them. That’s not an advice and don’t do that at all :P your mind explodes in the emotions and comes out the sound from your head ‘Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz’

No Idea: Haha, this actually has nothing to do with the ‘The Zzzzz language’ but what to do, many people could not come up with anything so I decided to put it here :D But Boss, trust me don’t get idea if you don’t have one. Just Have Fun and enjoy the beautiful Zzzzzz Effect around you :)

Let’s give it a try..

Something happened yesterday that left me in great grief. I could not sleep properly, every time I tried the thoughts of the moment pondered and I would go deep into the thought process, only realizing that few hours had passed.

I felt sad as I wondered if there is any humanity left in the human kind. A kind which is no more kind and calling selfish would be the easiest getaway. As we make our way to and from office daily travelling miles in busses, cabs, bikes or cars, there is someone fighting death and many fighting to save lives. When it comes to need, time is the key. Even a second delay could be the cause of death.

In a city like Bangalore where traffic is so dense, many ambulances fight their way through it to save human lives. And what do we do?? We simply take its trail wherever we find one, so that we can skip the traffic as well. The best thing about Bangalore traffic is people give way to ambulance, even if the signal is red ‘Just honk n move’ is the rule and people do follow it. But do we really Honk n Move as there is an ambulance behind or because we don’t have to wait for the signal thanks to the ambulance behind. Whatever be the reason I’m thankful to them that they at least give way.

About the incident because of which I am writing this philosophical crap here and for some of you it will be, but I really don’t care. On my way back from my office, in the traffic was an ambulance, maneuvering its way through. On the roadside was a girl standing, the moment she saw the stuck ambulance, she stopped joined her hands closed her eyes, her head bowed to the almighty and she prayed for the persons life. A humble soul that cared to spend few seconds of her life to pray for someone else’s life. At first I felt good that people like her exist but I was left shaken by the fact that what we are left off. Kindness, selflessness and moreover humanity are getting extinct. We have become selfish, greedy, heartless and inhumane.

We dispose the wastes in rivers and lakes, thinking that what difference it makes if one person does it, but we all think in the same way and the result is pollution which in turn we all get affected from.

‘Charity begins at home’

But how many of us follow the quote. My intentions are not to point out anyone, but all I intend is to make an initiative towards a happier life.

The world is full of sorrow yet we survive,

Our life is full of sadness yet we cherish the happier moments,

We want our close ones to be happy and carefree,

All we want is a Happy ’Mini World’ of our own.

Friends, colleagues, folks lets not be narrow minded and create a Happy Mini World of our own. Let us see the bigger picture and make an effort to create a Happy World….